Meh, it's my life :)

• Me- I am hungary.
• Mum- Maybe you should czech the kitchen.
• Me- I’m russian to the kitchen.
• Mum- maybe you will find some turkey.
• Me- We have some, but it is covered in greece.
• Mum- There’s norway you can eat that.
• Me- I think I will have a can of chile.
• Mum- I would love a canada chile as well.
• Me- Denmark your name on the can…
• Dad- Are you two china be funny?

OMG. THIS. 

(Source: adrians1, via coloredmondays)

Crazy menu in a cafe in Ginza…

1. Wear a dress you can’t breathe in.
2. Wear shoes you can’t walk in.
3. Spend two days cooking food that you’re not going to eat.
4. Laugh at jokes that aren’t funny.
5. Over-laugh at jokes that are funny.
6. Flirt with ugly people.
7. Embarrass yourself in front of attractive people.
8. Go to bed with a headache and a kitchen full of dirty dishes. 

I am SO glad I’m not the hostess of our party tonight…

Merry Christmas everyone! 

(via savelieva)

Yesterday, was our school’s Grand Opening of the new floor (which has been open for about two months). I wouldn’t have gone, except there was free food and gamelan music (you seriously expect me to turn down FREE FOOD?) 

Anyhow, after eating about 5 (or 6, or 7) sandwiches and realising I better get home - I rushed down the 4 killing flights of stairs. Great. Then I remembered I’d left my train card in my locker…on the newly Grand-Opened 5th floor. 

So I ran back up the 4 killing flights of stairs, meeting THE MOST adorable ginger kid on the way. He was about 7 years old. He said (I quote): “Why are you running back up to school missy?”

I replied that I had forgotten something, to which he said: “What, again?” 

I had never met this kid before, in my life. Yet he saw me better than most. I felt like saying: “I know right?? Story of my life.”

I love these weird little children that you meet on staircases. If you see one, listen to what they say - because it will be pure wisdom. Even if they still get dressed by their parents.